Canadian snow monkey

A mythical creature found in the Ottawa valley/ Ontario Canada

We heard the cries of a Canadian snow monkey in Nidenes bush while hiking.

by La Roofier February 25, 2019

Canadian Lumber Waffle

An term used to insult and confuse, all at the same time.

HEY, FRICK OFF YOU CANADIAN LUMBER WAFFLE!!

by Kristorz! December 15, 2010

Canadian Tootsie Roll

The aftermath of the Canadian Hot Dog

"This Canadian hot dog is defrosting, thus creating a Canadian tootsie roll

by leprechaunderf March 3, 2009

Canadian Spit Roast

When a female is getting Eiffel Towered by two Canadians.

That chick just got turned into a Canadian Spit Roast!

by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019

canadian ice dragon

Getting a blow job in February in a tent from a mature (cougar) lady and as your priming the pump, the steam comes from her nose as you jam your blood sausage down her throat releasing the poison to men, she gags and the semen shoots out her nose. Like two steaming Icicles.

Did you catch that video of the Canadian Ice Dragon I was doing in the tent on Valentines Day..

by NativeHighlander October 4, 2017

canadian coffee cup

/n/: The canadian coffee cup is the act of taking one's guest behind the woodshed, and thrusting his/her fist up the said guest's bungholio, causing a rapid wake-up process despite it being early in the morning

Adam was hard to arouse the morning of planned travel, so Brad took him out back and gave him the good ol' Canadian coffee cup to hurry the process.

OR

The best part of waking up, is Folgers with your Canadian coffee cup!

by mightymorphinbungholedolphin1 January 27, 2014

Canadian Ox Cart

To watch the hockey game while doing it doggy style with a fatty

i rode a canadian ox cart during the oilers game

by craig stebner August 18, 2006