flu cousin

When you and another guy get cheated on by the same girl but both of you already fucked her and you both have her AIDS.

Guy One:Dude,I can't believe she used us like that,and now I have AIDS from her.
Guy Two:Bro I got AIDS from her too!
Guy One:Holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
Guy Two:Man let's go somewhere to eat,my treat.

by Quantum Ranger August 14, 2015

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Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.

Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*

by NotAnImposter December 22, 2016

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irregular-undecuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-one great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-undecuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

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first cousin-nephew

First cousin's son.

My first cousin-nephew is a good boy.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

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irregular-octuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and fifteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-octuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

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