The greatest reason ever conceived by man. Any other questions in the argument will be immediately nullified.
by Nametaker44 August 26, 2021

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

a term originating from a tiktok video from user dannydawg95 filming themselves with a concerning shade of red on their face asking why their bus driver is playing a song by singer-songwriter Mitski, with a comment saying “I have a better question”. so basically it means asking a different question when there’s a clear elephant in the room
Person 1: I have a Pixar theory. Ian Lightfoot from Onward is the lovechild of Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille.
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question
by number31intaminglazer June 13, 2025

Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to
by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022

(Why me's) is code for law enforcement
or can reference someone who repeats the same mistakes that land them in "Dire Straits"
depending on the context used
or can reference someone who repeats the same mistakes that land them in "Dire Straits"
depending on the context used
by CWavey March 7, 2024

What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.
by QuacksO January 27, 2021
