Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it

A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!

by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010

totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker

John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom

by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022