corn on the cob

A penis with poop on it from anal sex.

Steve has corn on the cob. Greg just ate corn on the cob. ie ass to mouth.

by fartbubbles 13 August 17, 2021

Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.

John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.

by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023