by StreakZus Christ May 18, 2023
Get the no why are your hands wetmug. Boy 1: Ew have u seen bok choy
Girl 2: Ew she looks like johnny sins from the back
Girl 1: exactly her head has pimples and she has blackheads on her coochie meow meow
"why is bok choy a pimplepuff girl"
Why does bok choy have so many pimples
Girl 2: Ew she looks like johnny sins from the back
Girl 1: exactly her head has pimples and she has blackheads on her coochie meow meow
"why is bok choy a pimplepuff girl"
Why does bok choy have so many pimples
by Bok choy's skin diseases July 18, 2021
Get the Why does bok choy have so many pimplesmug. Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"
Opal (horrified): EARL!!!
~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane
Opal (horrified): EARL!!!
~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
Get the Why didn't you go with him?mug. (Why me's) is code for law enforcement
or can reference someone who repeats the same mistakes that land them in "Dire Straits"
depending on the context used
or can reference someone who repeats the same mistakes that land them in "Dire Straits"
depending on the context used
by CWavey March 7, 2024
Get the Why Me's?mug. A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025
Get the Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.mug. 
Da often-largely-bu**s**t "you think THAT'S difficult/meager/boring?? You coddled soft-livin' young people of today haven't a bleepin' CLUE about how dull/tough/harsh things USED to be for the common person!" retort given by arrogant elders to try to brush off a whiny-but-often-perfectly reasonable/legitimate request/complaint/excuse proffered by someone "from da newer generation".
Before you go sagely wagging your finger and snorting, "Why, when I was a boy..." anytime a younger person whimpers/protests to you about something, you should first seriously consider whether whatever "way back when" condition that you are referring to was truly fair/wise/healthy, or if it was merely based on the "unenlightened" prejudiced/close-minded/stereotypical thinking, unawareness/disregard for basic health/safety concerns, etc. which was so tragically rampant "back in the good ol' days", such as toxic building-materials, leaded gasoline, racial hatred, disregard for the dangers of radioactivity, lack of tolerance/sympathy/allowances for physically and/or mentally-challenged citizens, etc. Maybe the "young whippersnapper" who is bringing his dissatisfaction to your attention does indeed have a valid point which stems from modern-day knowledge and progressive thinking --- again, just because YOU had to put up with all of that "insipid/hard/agonized-living" crap during your formative years does **not** arbitrarily mean that it was fair or safe or reasonable, and therefore you should not blindly use it as a justifying example of what said youngster should think/tolerate nowadays.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
Get the Why, when I was a boy...mug.