why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

Why make Joe Rogan an enemy

I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.

Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

why do guys have leg hair?

So you don’t get too close to another guy

Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy

by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018

Why 5

Here, for you buddy :)

Why 5 sounds like Wi-fi, and he's a cool guy. Trust me, it all rhymes.

by Bertholder June 21, 2021

why

what you say when your friend is setting up book dominos.

you: come home to your roommate
roommate: setting up books
you:what are you doing
RM:playing with dominos
you:WHY???

by Iamthepublisher October 5, 2020

Why do people hate?

Because you're not beyond contempt collectively or individually.

Hym "Why do people hate? Because you're not impossible to hate and the reason are legion."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2024

Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024