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Why not Minot?

1. Used primarily by people who will take advantage of you. Especially if you are an indoctrinated defender. Avoid these people at all costs and try not to kill yourself stationed at Minot AFB.

2. If you think no one cares, this random internet stranger will feel bad.

3. If used facetiously, the kind of people that empathize with your pain.
1. SSgt: My DEROS is coming up Senior, any suggestions?

Rapist SMSgt: "Why not Minot?"
2. SSgt: I saw Minot AFB on my dream sheet and I'm going to choose, "Why not Minot?"
Concerned friend: Do I need to escort you to mental health?

3. Veteran: I created this to warn you. Do not trust anyone who says, "Why not Minot?"
by Disgruntled VCO December 17, 2023
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Which is why I'm pretending to be him

He's a Neo-Nazi
A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
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Why Not Man

Refers generally to cannabis-based therapy but could also refer to other psychedelics, or more broadly to embracing nonchalance. Pending context, the expression could be an invitation to others to partake in an activity, or a declaration of indifference to one's carefree decision making. The expression is generally used without punctuation, similar to Marvin Gaye's 'What's Going On', and is also seen abbreviated to WNM.
"You guys down for some Why Not Man when we go hiking later?"
"I just bought a pair of $400 cowboy boots, Why Not Man"
by Johnnyutah19 March 23, 2025
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Skay-why

A certain moment when you say or do something that indicates your brain is brocken.
“yo dude I just had a skay-why moment.”

“did she just have a skay-why moment? wow her brain must be brocken.”
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Why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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Why cant kai give rain praise?

she can't...cuz she dum dum
rain: 😎praise me
kai: i cant

rain: why cant kai give rain praise? >:(
kai: cuz am dum dum <3
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why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️
Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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