march 29

Give your crush a hug and hoodie day

khalin- dang i wanna hug sophia and give her a hoodie
liam- well today march 29!

by but wiseman March 28, 2022

march 22nd

pain

person: Hey March 22nd is coming!
Other person: Oh coo- *reminds self that mcr broke up on 22nd* *cries in a corner*

by n o May 14, 2018

The Bonch Marche

Questionable retail store with foul dressing rooms and is a total bonch to work at; commonly now known as "Macy's".
bonch
Bonch

"I'd love to attend your party, but unfortunately I have to work at the Bonch Marche".

by Jinny17Rummy January 16, 2011

March 25

March 25th is the day where you bash up the people you are friends with

slaps
“what was that for?”
“hey dont worry you can do the same since its march 25th!”
“OH YEAH!”
bashes eachother

by xoxoxmee March 23, 2022

March 24

Fuck Your Female Best Friend Day

HUmP ME fUCk mERrE today is fuck your female best friend day March 24

by Granger December 9, 2022

March 17th

The day where life of the earth was born. Otherwise known as Jordan’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this man

“What’s today’s date?” “It’s march 17th we must give our offering to the god of Jordan!”

by March 17th October 16, 2019

March 23

If you are born on March 23 you are Satan’s child and will probably commit murder some day.

Oh no, she’s born on March 23 she’s evil.

by Strawberry_Bliss November 4, 2019