Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"

by FrigOff May 20, 2014

national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor

National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

by StickyBeans July 29, 2021

chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor

p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!

by ehhmazing July 15, 2023

floor

somebody who is not so smart and has a forrest on their head. this person is likeble but stupid. she only has friends that are just as stupid as she. and she loves floornication.

floor is floornicating on de floor

by florocratus labbus May 22, 2024

Floor scranny

Used cigarettes on the floor that typically would be discarded but a skint bitch will pick it up and smoke it, even if its just the filter left.

Me: “look at casey smoking cigarettes from the floor”

Tyler: “floor scranny”

by Toxic raptor July 20, 2021

Floor boy

When your broke friend can’t afford a cool jeep like the rest of us. Confined to a plastic sleeping quarters.

Friend 1: Hey everyone! I’m going to sleep in an elevated surface because 1. I’m not poor and 2. I understand it’s a superior way of camping!

Friend 2: man I wish I could but it m just a floor boy /:

by Rgrazi May 3, 2024

Floor

The lava generator

"The floor is lava!"
"Ohhh crap!"

by korosenai November 1, 2019