When a stripper leaves a bloody snail trail on your shirt because she was on her period while give you a lapdance
“Fucking bitch left a wild orchid on me! This a $500 dollar shirt!”
“Why the fuck did you wear a white polo Armani to the dirtiest strip club in the ArkLaTex?”
“Why the fuck did you wear a white polo Armani to the dirtiest strip club in the ArkLaTex?”
by Dashus January 15, 2026
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