sesquiple-third-cousin

Sesquiple-3C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and three great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesquiple-third-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

second great-cousin-nephew

Second cousin's grandson.

My second great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uber Cousin

The relation between two people who share first cousins, but are not related to eachother through blood

Jared and Josh are Uber cousins because they aren't related by blood, but they share first cousins....This makes Jared's mom and sister fair game for Josh.

by jdrxb6 May 17, 2011

first great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male first cousin.

My first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.

Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.

by Church Wexler May 3, 2025

Cousin

Hug your cousin day

Girl: it’s hug you ur cousin day
Cousin: What is that
Girl: Let me show you
Girl: (hugs cousin)
Cousin: ohhh

by Annie12317 October 21, 2019

step-second-cousin-in-law

1- Step-second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's step-second-cousin.

step-second-cousin-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024