California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.

It’s complicated to figure out how a half second cousin is related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

great-great-cousin-aunt

Great-grandparent's female first cousin.

My great-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

sesquaple-fourth-cousin

Sesquaple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and seven great-great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesquaple-fourth-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

Cousin Game

A game that you play at your cousins that isnt necessarily bad, but is very weird and different from anything you play at home

This game feels like a cousin game

by Reilyisacousin June 17, 2025

cousin

Cousin is a euphemism for menstruation. Instead of saying "period", girls often say "My cousin is here", or "My cousin has come", or sometimes "My cousin is visiting", to express the idea "I'm on my period".

Amanda: Girls, I can't hang out with you tonight. My cousin is here.
Sadie: Oh, sorry to hear that. You're having period cramps agaian?

Amanda: Yep. They'are killing me righg now.

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024

second great-cousin-nibling

Second cousin's grandchild.

My second great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019