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double-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
double-third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Third Nostril

Another word for the anus when using it to insert drugs in the body. Also know as boofing or pushing it.
We got so high last weekend when we split that pill and used the third nostril.
by Schmerlin June 16, 2025
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Third Hand Smoke

The act of sucking the smoke from someone elses cigarette and blowing it into someone else's face.
*a stranger blows smoke at your friend*

You: "Hey, I'm gonna report you for third hand smoke"
by BigLooser;) January 18, 2019
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third arm clothsline

When you are getting oral sex and you grab her head and miss giving her a hole in her neck
i was getting head and i pulled out to try to ram it down her throat i missed and poke a hole in her neck giving her the third arm clothsline
by ralphieakabigd December 29, 2007
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Third Favorite Neighbor

It's what your neighbor calls you when he is such a pussy that he cannot tell you he don't like you
Hey Garrett you're my third favorite neighbor
by Third favorite neighbor July 10, 2018
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The Third Way

Third paradigm in man's relationship with God in which God is man.

The third way is of Iranian origin.
The third way is a third paradigm of theism in which God is man.

It replaces the first two paradigms 'man cannot be God' which comes from monotheism and 'man shall be as Gods' (paganism).
by fightfacilities November 15, 2020
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The Third Half

There are many definitions:
1. The meaning of Irony.
2. An improper fraction - can be turned into a mixed number.
3. You don't have your glasses on, and immediately after the second half, you think third.
4. Seconds. (See the irony)
5. When you have a whole pizza, just to yourself, and when you ate the pizza, you're fat but still lazy and 'hungry-bored', so you buy another pizza, and you were intended to eat it all (The Fourth Half), but your brother/sister sees you eating the pizza, and commands you to give him/her a half, so you do (but you don't tell him/her about the other whole pizza) and you ate the half, so you've eaten three halves, you fata**.
1. Oh how the irony! I asked what's going to happen in the third half!
2. What's a whole add a half. No, not one whole and a half, the third half!
3. Huh? What's that? Don't you dare eat the third half of the pizza.
4. I'll have seconds on the third half!
5. .........third half........
by Weird but truth! April 2, 2017
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