Two Thirds Effect

Where any song is slowed down by two thirds of its length. commonly experienced by a lack of proper timing.

Take me to church becomes Taaaaaakkkke meeeee to chuuuurrrch is a common example of Two thirds effect

by JumpingJ January 20, 2016

third-cousin-once-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild / Parent's third-cousin.
2- Great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-grandchild / Third-cousin's child.

My third-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

irregular-double-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and three great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

third-pounder

a special burger that McDonald's did in the eighties where a burger had of a had a third of a pound of meat instead of a fourth of a pound, which is why the burger is named the third-pounder. It turns out the majority of participants incorrectly believed one-third of a pound was actually smaller than a quarter of a pound, so it was briefly discontinued

1. wow this third-pounder is so big compared to the quarter-pounder!

by Nay Gigger April 25, 2024

Third wheeling

Cohen.

Cohen likes third wheeling.

by Valarie-FreyFrey October 16, 2023

Third Wave Rage

The raw anger that transfers to everything in the universe from a person tired, annoyed and impatient as their country suffers a third wave of Covid-19.

"Why did Tom freak out at the gym today, just because that dude got to the squat rack before him?"
"Ignore Tom...he just has third wave rage".

by WillyCravemore July 23, 2021

Third Party Thinker

A derogatory slur for the type of sorry, uncreative cunt who constantly uses ChatGPT for the most simple questions that don’t require you to summon Einstein’s ghost with a Ouija Board. This word is a synonym of “Promptstitute”

Person 1: hey, what’s 9(18-62)?
Person 2: let me ask ChatGPT
Person 1: show your work you third party thinker! You ain’t that fucking smart to show your work on paper with a calculator!? Man fuck you!

by Competitive Masturbation September 6, 2025