Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”

by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022

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The Third Way

Third paradigm in man's relationship with God in which God is man.

The third way is of Iranian origin.

The third way is a third paradigm of theism in which God is man.

It replaces the first two paradigms 'man cannot be God' which comes from monotheism and 'man shall be as Gods' (paganism).

by fightfacilities November 15, 2020

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sextuple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and twelve great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

sextuple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

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irregular-double-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and three great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

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by Simaduria July 26, 2024

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person of the third gender

this term is used as an umbrella term to refer to people that aren’t in the category of men and women,

(i.e: transgender, non-binary, ect.)

plural form: people of the third gender

“i am not, a man, i am not a woman either, i might be a person of the third gender.”

by Delilah Fletcher June 10, 2024

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