Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”

by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022

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Third-cousin-thrice-removed (3C3R).

My third-cousin-3X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

person of the third gender

this term is used as an umbrella term to refer to people that aren’t in the category of men and women,

(i.e: transgender, non-binary, ect.)

plural form: people of the third gender

“i am not, a man, i am not a woman either, i might be a person of the third gender.”

by Delilah Fletcher June 10, 2024

Standing on third base

When a person inherits a great situation or place but did not lay down the groundwork themselves.

Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.

by CuetoS December 3, 2021

Quandaledingelbert Xavier the third

A name for someone who is acting goofy as fuck

Dude 1: "Shut yo Quandaledingelbert Xavier the third ass up"

Dude 2 "ok bitch"

by Axelavion May 12, 2022

Third of December

national give your sweater to your crush/partner/situationship

Its the Third of December, you need to give her your hoodie!

by TWISTEDTEA December 3, 2023

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Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-quadruple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024