third cousin-pibling

Parent's third cousin.

My third cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

sextuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and twelve great-great-grandparents in common.

Sextuple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.

Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.

by Morty Apples July 26, 2014

Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.

I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating

by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025

quadruple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common.

Quadruple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Third wheel

Caden

I tried to help him, but he's too lost to eve realize he's a third wheel

by talexirl September 14, 2022

sesqua-third-cousin

Sesqua-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesqua-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021