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ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.
ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die
by hunju August 27, 2021
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Ball of worms

A large amount of unknown outcomes. Much like a can of worms or ball of wax...only worse.
Allissa opened a real ball of worms when she decided to have shoulder surgery.
by Jachyl July 21, 2023
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Twink ball trap

Gape the anus and insert massive balls in to the void, wait for anus to shrink around balls get balls stuck in anus
Yo where’s chisum

Oh he’s stuck in the twink ball trap
by Skibidi sizzler May 20, 2024
mugGet the Twink ball trapmug.

Newtons balls

When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.
When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.

Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"

EWW man your fucken Newton baller?

Ever since Britney found out me and my friend were Newton ballers she's been trying to have us over non stop.
by Wallet105 October 20, 2019
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hairian balls

When your balls are so hairy but you cut a Hilter mustache into it . . . Hairian balls!!
The frauline saluted my Hairian balls like the SS at a Hitler youth rally!
by The Witchdoctor17 June 22, 2022
mugGet the hairian ballsmug.

balls

the balls is where piss and cum is stored. Piss is normally stored in the left ball this is why it hangs lower.
people who have piss in their right ball are very disgusting. This causes ball induced depression this is how people become furries.
(guy 1): my piss is stored in my right ball

(guy 2): your balls are weird
by copperwiring March 28, 2022
mugGet the ballsmug.

Balls

"do you have any balls?"
"yeah they're in your mom"
by hotrussiangamergirl1111 November 5, 2021
mugGet the Ballsmug.

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