Samba the Dog

The cutest dog in the whole word. She is so cute in fact, that people stop her lovely owner in the street just to pet her.

She always smells amazing and her nipples are a normal size.

Person 1: Wow! that australian labradoodle is so cute UwU

Person 2: Thats Samba the Dog. Everyone in ends knows her becuase she is so adorable.

Person 1: Wow! i really want to pet Samba the Dog. She is way cuter then my english pointer Maddy

by HarryMayes June 27, 2019

mop dog

A term for being The third wheel in a relationship. Like a dog

I think that Joan is acting like a mop dog to jack and jill

by Big brain boi August 16, 2022

Dog nutter

A person highly obsessed with dogs, a dangerous, disgusting monster. There are dog nutters who take them in public without a leash, in defiance of health and safety laws and are prejudiced against people who don't like dogs. A dog nutter victim blames those who are mauled for no reason. They also may find cuteness in dogs shitting. They have no respect for others because it's the dog before the human. Dog nutters can be some of the worst Karens out there.

Hey dog nutter. You can't bring the dog in here where people tryna eat.

by Sir Carlton March 3, 2024

European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".

That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

Dog pile

When somebody yells DOG PILE on the person and everyone piles on top of the m.. For example “ DOG PILE ON THOMAS “

“ DOG PILE ON THOMAS “

by Chrispau December 12, 2019

Dog

Any foreign language you dont speak yourself.

Someone: *speaks in french*
You: I don't speak dog

by Raphyon November 26, 2019

Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024