National Give Adrian Head Day

Nation Give Adrian Head Day (AKA GAHD) is every Sunday. It is every Sunday because that’s Jesus day and that’s a blessed day to get some throat. The reason National GAHD is every Sunday rather than one day of the year is because the abbreviation sounds like GAWD and that’s what Adrian will be shouting out the whole time. GAHD DAMN. GOT ME A MF THROAT GOAT 🐐

National Give Adrian Head Day
Ay babe, it’s Sunday 😏
*2 hours after negotiation*
GAHD DAMN!

by BIackTusk July 22, 2022

national kiss dallis day

the day to kiss one of the kindest, caring, beautiful girl you'll ever meet

some dude -"yo what day is it today because i kinda wish i had a chance to kiss dallis."

"lucky for you it's national kiss dallis day!"

by fortuneteller heem July 22, 2022

National Thigh Pic Day

July 26th is National thigh pic day is where girls are obligated to send a picture of their thighs to you.

You: hey! Did you know it’s July 26th also known as national thigh pic day?

Them: no I didn’t! Here’s a picture of thighs enjoy!

by yukisabe July 26, 2022

National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022

National D Day

July 27, day when girlfriend needs to suck your d

Today is the national sucking d day

Rick: Hey whats the day?

Bob: Hey, today is the national d day.
Rick: Happy D Day!

by greekgxzz July 27, 2022

National ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out on 28th July and she has to say yes

Boy Will go out with me

Girl yessss

Its National ask your crush out day shoot your shot

by Brussels July 28, 2022

National Give an Otter a Cookie Day

Occuring on July 29th, its the day where you give your favorite otter friend a cookie!

"Hey, do you have the cookies prepared? Tomorrow is National Give an Otter a Cookie Day!"

by Anonymous Person Smile July 28, 2022