Open Door Dilemma

When someone you know is taking a dump in a public or private restroom, and while he is in mid-poo you open the door. Because of this, the person shitting is faced with the difficult decision of either hurrying up and pinching it off and then coming to kick your ass, or coming after you right then and there and risk poo falling out his ass and dropping on the bathroom floor.

The other night, Joey was taking a dump over my house and we gave him an open door dilemma. It was hilarious because he was mid-shit and came after us with his pants at his ankles and he just dropped the poopies all over the floor and stained it.

by SnizzPulverizer February 17, 2009

Shut the front door

More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.

"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"

by GrendelPrime May 8, 2006

back door ho

a female that is cheating with your man is always
hididng ie coming in the rear entrance. Can't be out in the open.

A back door ho is a female who refuses to detach herself from her baby daddy or old boyfriend or mate.

by carolS August 25, 2007

back door lounge

a humping bar for homosexuals

Out in the country past the city limit sign there's a back door lounge near the county line the guys go humping every evening when they're not comin down.

by crizpymangos4ever November 11, 2013

Boy Next Door

A shy boy. Often loved by all females in the neighborhood secretely. Basically, a shy man-whore.

Aw, David's the boy next door!

by David Hodge May 11, 2006

Girl Next Door

She's the girl who's right for you, and she's been right under your nose the whole time. It's so obvious and you never want to ruin her because she's the perfect girl for you.

She's the kind of girl who all the Douche bags get to, and yet, you never get with. She's the Girl Next Door.

by Bob2345234234 April 19, 2006

one door full

A way to say wonderful that tricks your friends. It only works when typing.

Say it out loud until you understand.

Lu: It was one door full
Ron: wtf>!BBQ?~ what';s that mean I don't understand?
Lu: Say it out loud moron
Ron: OMG! THAt's genious!!!

by rODNEHHHH August 21, 2006