digital cigarettes

Tik Toks, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts etc.

Extremely addictive short videos that people cannot put down and waste their days away watching.

Put down those digital cigarettes and go make dinner. You’re wasting your day away.

by DigitalCigarettes December 4, 2023

Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation

Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Digital Storage

The digital system used for storage for digitized assets is digital storage.

storage for digitized assets is digital storage.

by s j tubrazy April 12, 2013

digitate

To waste time on a digital device by scrolling, swiping, tapping, or zoning out—especially instead of doing something more useful. The digital equivalent of vegetating.

I was supposed to finish my taxes, but I digitated on YouTube for two hours.

My teenager digitates for hours every evening—phone in hand, brain in neutral.

Don't just sit there digitating. Come help me move this lumber.

by CJDigitator June 15, 2025

digital justice

The act of enforcing a 'suitable punishment' on a person or group of people through digital means (social media etc.) for, what the enforcer(s) believe to be, a dishonourable act.

In some cases, the 'punishment' can have negative effects on the person outside of the digital space.

"Did you hear about what happened to that one actress recently?"

"You mean the one that got outed for harassing her colleagues?"

"Yep. That's the one. Some people managed to find video evidence, leaked them, and even sent them directly to brands she's partnered with. A few of them are publicly cutting off their deals with her because of the backlash."

"About damn time digital justice was served."

by anon081924 November 22, 2023

Digital Junk

Genitalia pictures on the internet or via text or other social media. Abbreviated: DJ

Send her your unrequested Digital Junk turns your social media into anti-social media.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

Digital rape

When someone gangstalks another person under the false belief they are able to steal their internet influence.

My digital rape left me without the ability to access real-life without interference from those who are trying to gain my internet influence. They exposed my most private data without my consent in order to mentally and emotionally abuse me.

by Anymouse83 November 26, 2020