Digital Ditch

The worst sort of ditching usually performed by a Digital Dick head, The act of dropping out of a online game while the team is in dire need.

Drummer- Tom get over here we need support! We're just down by 5 we can do this

Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*

Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!

by Deported Donkey January 16, 2009

digital network

Digitally comprised, compromised and enhanced networking

Join a digital network if you will, as a quirk.

by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009

Digital Hoarding

The practice of never deleting a file from online archive; one who practice digital hoarding must do so without guilt or fear from reprisal. They just buy more space.

Itʻs a good thing I practice digital hoarding, otherwise I would never have been able to find that document from 2006.

by LovelyHulaHands September 20, 2023

digital flip

Ketamine and LSD

Being defined as when you take ketamine and lsd at the same time. You digital flip.

by Blackface Jesus May 16, 2021

Digital Constipation

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity

''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"

by Jazzersey September 18, 2017

Digital Crack

A game, website, video series, music album, or any other kind of digital media which is extremely addicting

James: "When is Patrick going to stop playing Factorio? It's been a week since he came out of his room."
Luke: "I wouldn't be surprised if he died of starvation or something. I wouldn't blame him though, Factorio is basically digital crack"

by Doorknob213 April 2, 2021

Digital Voyeurism

Digital voyeurism is the act of recording someone in public without their consent. Digital Voyeurism is different from recording someone going on bigoted tirades, or to protect yourself from either physical or legal harm. However, Digital Voyeurism does apply when you are recording someone who is just “cringe” or who is visible nero-divergent. A good way to distinguish between the two are these questions, “Is this person actively screaming bigoted things that harms me or people around me?” And “will this video help me or anyone around me from any unjust legal harm/is there a crime being committed?”

“Hey did you hear that John is into Digital Voyeurism?”
“Aw, really? What’d he do?”
“He filmed an veteran having a PTSD meltdown at Walmart a week ago.”

by AtlasAttacus October 13, 2022