Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

Gas station hoe

When someone is not loyal to a specific gas station or gas station company

“You’re nothing but a gas station hoe, I’ve seen you purchasing gas across the street at marathon, you can no longer buy gas from Sunoco anymore. Sorry John”.

by tommymccauley February 5, 2020

Gas Station Enema

Noun.) Priming a butthole for penetration by spirting in it and sucking the spit out.

"How was your date with Bri?"
"It was great! She gave me a Gas Station Enema and swallowed it!"

by Tman6monkey December 21, 2019

Shell gas station

A place were broke bitches go to get gas, Normally a place where drugs are sold.

Driving up in my Toyota civic and then I notice he drunk homeless dude at the Shell gas station doing heroin.

by Redsalt December 6, 2021

Gas Station

A person you use to gas you up for a short amount of time so you can gain confidence to go to someone hotter, better, and cooler. Basically someone you ghost after they make you feel better about yourself.

Person 1: Hey, Emma, you make me feel really good about myself. Thanks for all the compliments.

Emma (Gas station): You’re welcome, would you still wanna go on that date next week ?

Person 1: Nah, you’re not my type, but thank you for gassing me up *hangs up pump and leaves gas station (Emma)

by Penisinspector123 January 17, 2023

Gas station

A place to get gas (not farts) or a friend of your enemy

“I’m outta gas let’s go to the gas station”
“Uh oh the gas station is over there”

by Hahakicked December 27, 2018

Gas station cowboy

Christopher Prinz

You look at a gas station cowboy

by Jean_23 September 3, 2022