Charles McGee: so did that blonde from the bar last night let you beat? or what?
Hoss Yenda: oh no doubt, bro. I fucked the dog shit outta her!
Shits McGee: That's what's up.
GYSGT Highintight: Hey there war fighter!
SGT Moto: Yes, Gunny?
GYSGT Highintight: You break in that new shit bag PFC from 3rd platoon yet?
SGT Moto: The O' course to Camp Wilson and back, boots n Utes. Plus field day is tonight, that mother fucker is gonna clean the dog shit outta the common areas and the company office. And he's barrowing the A-duties gear for tomorrows hump.
GYSGT Highintight: Good to go, warrior. Smoke the dog shit outta that bag of ass.
Hoss Yenda: oh no doubt, bro. I fucked the dog shit outta her!
Shits McGee: That's what's up.
GYSGT Highintight: Hey there war fighter!
SGT Moto: Yes, Gunny?
GYSGT Highintight: You break in that new shit bag PFC from 3rd platoon yet?
SGT Moto: The O' course to Camp Wilson and back, boots n Utes. Plus field day is tonight, that mother fucker is gonna clean the dog shit outta the common areas and the company office. And he's barrowing the A-duties gear for tomorrows hump.
GYSGT Highintight: Good to go, warrior. Smoke the dog shit outta that bag of ass.
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by Norte Nigglet Malester May 13, 2011
Get the Albino dog shit mug.(Abbreviated sometimes as HDS) In the field of welding, this refers to a weld that's so bad, it looks like your dog Scruffy ate Taco Bell that was 3 weeks old and had been sitting out in the sun all day, and took a shit in the joint of the weld. Originally used to describe bad stick welds, but it applies to any method (MIG, TIG, flux-core, oxyfuel, etc). Depending upon the quality of the HDS, it can be nearly impossible to grind down.
1. Billy: "Hey Jim, I decided to cap that weld you've been working on"
Jim: "You jackass! You just laid some hammered dog shit all over my stack of dimes!"
2. The CWI didn't even bother X-raying the welds that Billy made, he could spot that grade-A hammered dog shit from a mile away.
3. It took Cletus nearly an hour on the oxyacetylene torch to wash away the hammered dog shit that Jim squirted out using his new spool gun.
4. Cletus thought he had some dimes to post to weldporn and weldernation, but it was really just HDS.
5. It doesn't matter if you're AWS certified, we all lay down some HDS from time to time.
Jim: "You jackass! You just laid some hammered dog shit all over my stack of dimes!"
2. The CWI didn't even bother X-raying the welds that Billy made, he could spot that grade-A hammered dog shit from a mile away.
3. It took Cletus nearly an hour on the oxyacetylene torch to wash away the hammered dog shit that Jim squirted out using his new spool gun.
4. Cletus thought he had some dimes to post to weldporn and weldernation, but it was really just HDS.
5. It doesn't matter if you're AWS certified, we all lay down some HDS from time to time.
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by curly b April 6, 2006
Get the Two bags of hammered dog shit mug.Someone of low intelligence. A person who is so stupid you feel sorry for him. This type of person tries to sound intelligent but the truth is in reality they are dyslexic slow learners and can't even figure out how to achieve the basics of life. They are dumber than dog shit.
1. He couldn't add 2+2.. he's dumber than dog shit.
2. Rehmeyer sure attempts to make his posts sound intelligent but the truth is he's really dumber than dog shit.
2. Rehmeyer sure attempts to make his posts sound intelligent but the truth is he's really dumber than dog shit.
by kr3493k February 14, 2008
Get the dumber than dog shit mug.Bob: I hear you broke up with Diana last night.
Jack: Yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
Bob: Well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. I think you should talk to her.
Jack: No, fuck her, and I don't wanna get stabbed.
Bob: Dude, you are such a piece of baby dog shit.
Jack: Yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
Bob: Well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. I think you should talk to her.
Jack: No, fuck her, and I don't wanna get stabbed.
Bob: Dude, you are such a piece of baby dog shit.
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