Chick Head

A chick that does meth and takes even longer to do anything than a sober chick.

She’s slow as a turtle. Yeah, that’s because she’s a chick head.

by Korzod October 18, 2020

Smh my toby bald head

smh my toby bald head is used for you’re bald friend toby.

“smh my toby bald head..” “can’t believe you.. smh my toby bald head..”

by SURRIO June 28, 2025

weenie head

extremely stupid people

you’re annoying
“did i ask?”

that wasn’t a logical response you weenie head.

by poopybutt123456 December 4, 2021

In my head

Anxious, unable to get into a flow state (like the yips) or stop thinking about something

A little in my head after another threesome.

by Sablow October 13, 2022

Metal head

A girl who has so many piercings in her face she looks like a piece of metal from the junkyard

Damn that bitch looks like a female robocop , let's call her metal head.

by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023

funky head

Funky head is just head but funky.
Like head with disco music or something.

Benedict: "Yo can you give me head?"
Sandra: "Only if its funky head, I wanna do it to Michael Jackson."
Benedict: "what da henk?"

by definetlyhuman May 10, 2025

Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.

It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !

by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025