Gape wagon

An Ambulance whose crew being bent over and dry fucked by dispatch.

We had to staff the gape wagon today while everyone else on shift did their best impression of what firefighters really do.

by Dispatchers ditch pig August 28, 2021

Oxford Wagon Rut

A fecal brown streak left on the abdominal region after a titty fuck.

The titty fuck she gave me caught me off guard. I accidentally gave her an Oxford Wagon Rut, as I had previously failed to appropriately cleanup my beer shart.

by Blumpkincandle January 15, 2023

Bruce Wang

Strong, deadlift master, daddy
HIM

My names is da BRUCE WANG!

by Bruce Wang123 February 14, 2023

James Wang

A manslut on the outside but a softie within. Often indulges in meaningless flings but yearns for stability and affection. Falls in love easily and can't get girls out of his mind for years.

John: Man, James Wang really has to get over Inez
Ryan: Word.

by keithharinglover111 August 23, 2023

sport utility wagon

A man's vehicle version of a soccer mom minivan.

When a man buys a sport utility wagon he is basically saying "I am a soccer mom" but he is attempting to keep his man card, while flirting with the feminine side of him.

by pickle rind October 17, 2013

Spicy Wing Wang

A spicy wing wang is when you have sex with a chicken wing or you put hot sauce all over your wang (penis) and you have a woman/man suck the sauce off

I gave my friend a spicy wing wang after i fucked her homemade chickin wings

by Watdafook August 1, 2016

Winging on the wing-wang

Masturbating on an NFL field to the cheerleaders

At the San Diego chargers football game, there was a security guard winging on the wing-wang.

by Wingman 15 December 25, 2016