Road Tax

A specific extra tax motorists (with few exceptions) have to pay in order to drive a car on a public road.

Got to find the money to pay my road tax, or I won't be able to use my car.

by Cyclists Voice of Reason March 27, 2011

Gig tax

When you are expecting a spicific amount of space on a hard drive and after formating and " Proprietary" os, you are left with way less.

"Wow I just baught a new phone and the gig tax was insane! "

by Mysticscrub March 17, 2023

Wordle Tax

The price you must pay to post your f*^king Wordle score to social media. Typically that's chugging 1 drink (beer, wine, or shot) and posting a video of it as evidence to the same social media account you're using to share your score. Nobody really cares about your wordle score and would prefer to see you pay the tax. Don't post your damned score if you're not willing to pay the tax!

I post a video of me chugging a beer every morning to pay my Wordle Tax. My family thinks I'm an alcoholic but really I just want to show off my score.

by The Ant Christ March 27, 2023

Loser Tax

In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.

The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.

by captainbone March 28, 2023

Tax

Invited by a type of animal called a “human”, “tax” is the the daily fee of living a good life in the human realm. The first known tax was created in Ancient Egypt, a type of human civilization with big structures known as “pyramids”. Before that, the humans lived in peace; contrasting to today, where humans have things called “wars” and lazy people known as “Donald Trumps” who refuse to pay these “taxes”.

“I don’t want to pay my taxes!”

by laser_fox January 17, 2023

Charlie tax

When snorting coke with the new king Charles money roll Charles on the inside to give him some of the coke

"I'm about to snort a line do you want some?"

"Make sure Charles is on the inside for the Charlie tax"

by Clancymg January 28, 2023

Brass Tax

A play on words from the saying Brass Tacks, but carries like meaning . The implication being Brass, as in Knuckles and Tax, being violence or threat of violence and paying what's due or else. Similar To "F#@% around and Find out" But with a stronger, physical and visual implication.

Good to see that you're making good to correct you mistakes and pay what you owe, otherwise you would have had to pay the Brass Tax to make it right.

by masterplanner February 22, 2023