Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed

"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"

by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019

hookering

the act of being a hooker

Hookering is the oldest profession in the books.

by bigagr January 11, 2012

Hookeritis

Suffering or recovering from any storm of infectious diseases one would contract in the act and/or work of hooking ; see also: hookering , hooking, slanging the kitty, I.e. prostitution.

*+Items must be cleansed and sanitized to disinfect the virus from the object or premises.**

1. I had to re-disinfect my bong for hookeritis, after that skank ho put her lips on it.

2. I was bound to get hookeritis twerking and grinding all up on exert cutie on the dance floor.

by MamaBel31 November 21, 2022

Sunday Hooker

Someone who is ugly or when you look bad.

Mary: How do I look?
Joe: You look like a sunday hooker.

by burning_bush June 15, 2010

Hooker

Anyone with an Only Fans because they sell themselves for satisfaction and that is a sex exchange

Julia the hooker eats Jasmine’s pussy and then they sell their Only Fans pics to horny men

by lilbananahoe June 22, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

hooker shuffle

The sneaky walk one does when sneaking out of a brothel or encounter with a prostitute.

I spotted him coming out of Room 123 of The Bellagio doing the hooker shuffle.

by Captain Minty August 28, 2017