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schrodinger's existentialism

The belief that something can only exist if you believe in its existance, therefore, making you the god of all in your existence
Dude, I am schrodinger's existentialism...
by ApocEclipse January 8, 2021
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Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.
oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now
by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025
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existential loop

Similar to an existential crisis an existential loop is having a crisis on loop in which your brain finds fault in one existential theory leading you to another but the other proves the first one is not at fault leading you back to the second one which it'll state as fault, it's a dangerous Mind trap and falling for the loop will lead you to having depression, headaches, and even losing sleep. It's like having a song stuck in your head except this one prevents you from sleeping.
Perosn one: if God made earth than what made him?! And what made the thing that made him?!

Person two: dude you're in an existential loop.
by Nameth MC name February 14, 2024
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