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National slap ur crushes ass day

You get to slap ur crushes ass
Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”

NationaI slap ur crushes ass day 

Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass 

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no
You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe