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Myshael is a funky girl who is out of her time and great in bed. She will cuss you out and beat you up if you get on her bad side, bit when on her good side she will still cuss you out and beat you up, just not as much as people she hates. Myshael is a very sexy black chick that love to talk back and make friends. She loves male attention and usually gets the weird but hot guys. She likes to shank people.
Myshael, I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your butt!
myshael by Funky blue smirk April 24, 2015
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She's smart, beautiful, amazing.

Everyone wants to be her. They're jealous and mesmerized by the amount of beauty she contains inside out.

Funny when things are serious, responable when she has to be, most importantly she's there when you need her the most.

Everyone loves her because of how pure and innocent she is.
Woman 1: what a beauty!
Woman 2: yeah, she's a Mashael
Mashael by Q__t May 22, 2017
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Mychaela 

To put it in simple and clear terms, she’s perfect. Perfect is a definition specific to individuals, however she’s just perfect. She makes the world keep turning with her smile, her eyes will make you lost in them like an open ocean, her body will make you beyond curious. There’s more then one way to describe her in a cheesy poetic way, because shes makes you want to. She’s so open minded yet has her own morale code. She’s smart and can be serious yet knows how to have fun and play around. The love and care she gives is unmatched except for the love you should be giving back to her. You can never give this girl enough yet she’s satisfied with little, she appreciates everything. And if you’re lucky enough to be able to appreciate her you should. If you’re a Mychaela reading this just remember you’re amazing and mean the world to someone else, keep being awesome.
“Hey bro! I’m with this girl and I’m obsessed with her, everything about her seams perfect”
“Who is she?”
“Her name is Mychaela”

“Ahhh, that makes sense”
Mychaela by Mychaelalover2120 April 14, 2020
Mishael is a hebrew name given to males. Mishael translates to "Who is like God?"
Mishael is also the original hebrew name of Meshach from the Book of Daniel.
In the Book of Daniel, there is a story of three brothers: Hanania, Mishael, and Azaria.
Mishael by dmushail June 11, 2016
An ancient warrior whom has been entrusted by the ancient forces of the universe to maintain balance by fighting against evil. Depicted also as the Archangel of Heaven. Mychaels are often handsome, talented, passive (unless otherwise is required,) and smarter than they may appear. While a Mychael may not always choose to lead, they can prove a valuable tool and source of guidance to any authorities.
"He is fierce, like Mychael." "He thinks with the prowess of Mychael."
Mychael by TheVoice611 November 27, 2012
Mishael's are the best but also gets annoyed when Starbucks GETS THE NAME WRONG. Anyways shes hot gorgeous hilarious the best to have as a friend and a boss.
Mishael is my best friend
Mishael by Thecreaterofnicethings December 16, 2019

Myshayla 

A name that isn't very popular. It means "strong-leading female" and should be respected. She is someone that can stand up for herself and can really have fun. She is always the life of the party. Is also very athletic.
Jake: Who's the caption of the cheerleaders this year?

Tim: Myshayla, again.

Jake: That figures. At least she is such a good leader.
Myshayla by 12345kenzie July 22, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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