A cider drinker with a history of substance abuse. Will happily drink methylated spirits to reach the 'Fargh Fargh' stage of drunkenness. Will frequent Wetherspoons to associate with other Fargh Fargh's and will probably reach a stage where they are in a huddle dancing manically to Alice Coopers 'Poison' until last orders.

A typical 'Fargh Fargh' will find nourishment in tobacco and will inhabit small towns, living staggering distance from the local boozer. Other traits include not being able to understand sarcasm and mine sweeping left over dregs in pub gardens.

Do not approach.
She drank four cans of special brew and got a bit 'Fargh Fargh'
by fow January 8, 2014
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