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Graducide 

A process where you slowly and gradually deteriorate your health by any method of your preference such as smoking, drinking coffee, eating unhealthy food, etc. This is because you know that life is full of suffering and that you would rather die early by any other means except comitting suicide.
Person A: Dude, you need to stop eating those unhealthy food or your gonna end up with high blood pressure and possibly even diabetes that will kill you!

Person B: I don't consider it unhealthy eating, I perfer to call it graducide because there are many good food and fancy cuisines out there that I rather die by continuously eating them, rather than give them up and be able to live for only an extra year or two.
Graducide by Ku Kurokishi December 11, 2012
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graducate 

Synonym for graduation, indicating a lack of education in an ironic setting.
I gonna graducate afterall!
graducate by Simon P. Jones May 4, 2008
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Graducated 

Misspelled the word "Graduated" when sharing the news in excitement
Shani: Thank god, I graducated my bachelor in English
24: Wtf bro. Graducated. LOL
Graducated by anarcHxT July 31, 2020
From the word "Capucine" in gustave le gallo, the phenomena of when a woman begins to suffer from obesity.
Albane suffers from autism and grapucine.
Grapucine by backfinisher January 31, 2023