Lexgeta 

Lord of the Ham, Slayer of Scotch broom, King of Ham Hamma

I cannot be defeated for I'am Lexgeta; Lord of the Ham, Slayer of Scotch broom, King of Ham Hamma. MY POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!! BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Lexgeta by Ulysses S. Potato October 23, 2012

legetarian 

A being who indulges only in the art of being a total and utter legend. They leave being uncool at home. Often seen doing legendary things, and ledging it up.

Shouldn't be mistaken for a vegetarian.

N.B. Its near impossible for someone to be both a legetarian and a vegetarian at the same time.

Mike: "Aww mate, big Dave's coming out tonight!"

John: "Big Dave?! He's a total legetarian!"

Mike: "Nah man I saw him eating a burger the other week"

John: "...go home Mike..."

legetarian by C.I. August 3, 2009