eyarrhea 

The crust that forms on your eyes overnight.

It really sucked. I woke up this morning to find my right eye sealed shut with eyarrhea.

eyarrhea by Harry "gMan" G......... September 29, 2007

Eyearrhea 

anything horrible to look at; but mostly bad TV.

E.G. reality TV or Jersey shore.

Me: "ahhh gawd"

You: "what's wrong"

Me: "i was watching faux news and now i have Eyearrhea!"

You: "uhgg go wipe your eyes off"

Eyearrhea by silvershamus August 11, 2010