sloopy pirate Share definition Flag A sloopy pirate is when you're getting head from a girl and then you cum in her eye so she can't see. -Dude what happened to Suzie? -I gave her the sloopy pirate. -Nice!! sloopy pirate by Big Ern 3 September 7, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the sloopy pirate mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch