trumpet buster 

A phrase which can be used for comebacks when all else fails. No one else will know what it means, as it is a phrase born out of drug abuse. There is no one definition of trumpet buster, it just... is. Rumour has it that trumpet busting is a traditional practice of icelandic whores.

Letters of the phrase may be interchanged.

'You bust your trumpet trumpet busting'

'you hairy trumpet buster'

trumpet buster by Willy a hoo haa August 19, 2007

busted trumpet 

someone with big curly blond hair who enjoys dirty sanchezes and strawberry shortcakes. the name of this person is usually named thomas

wow! your a busted trumpet

busted trumpet by atl21 October 18, 2008