lumpuck of the tarhole

Name: lumpuck of the tarhole Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

A wet,irritating condition of and around the cornshoot and taint,a condition usually remedied by a cooks best friend,CORNSTARCH!
see Swamp Ass

Gino's walk today totally showed signs of a massive case of lumpuck of the tarhole!