tippydicking 

when you get your legs surgically removed and attach penises but you wanna sneak around more like a ninja

I'm just tippydicking to yo mama's house tonight

tippydicking by sonicbruh April 12, 2021

Tittydicking 

Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).

Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..

Tittydicking by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010