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Super weird guy... He tries too hard sometimes, and should message people more.
Tries to act like he has friends.
But he's pretty chill.
Person 1: Oh, dude, what is Cobhan even doing over there..?
Person 2: Idk...but I like it.
cobhan by Jam_Delicious May 5, 2018
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A proper lad, shags nines and sniffs lines. Living by the motto “chat shit get banged” on the daily. Stacking bread like a loaf 24/7 .
Oi rah fam, mans a cobian init
cobian by Cobians October 16, 2019
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mikey cobban 

Mikey is in the 5 piece boyband roadtrip and he is an absolute gem! He’s such a genuine guy and is very fit! He also has a great singing voice! I love mikey so so much and he’s so funny!
Mikey Cobban is a legend and is in the band roadtrip
Cohan’s can be a smartass sometimes but in the end you still love them more than anything. They will love and respect you for who you are and never judge you. They will make you feel like the happiest person in the world and they will do everything they can to make you feel special. Cohan’s who have brown, long hair and dark blue eyes are literally the best!!! They are also a very seductive person and always know the right places to touch ;). They can also be such a tease! Cohan’s are friendly to everyone and the sweetest person you will ever meet. Cohan’s never really get mad or upset but if they do, you better leave them alone or apologize! If you ever meet a cohan, you better never let them fucking go because you will regret it. I have a Cohan of my own and i’m so happy he is mine <3
Person 1 “Yo, I need a loyal person but who’s also gonna be my daddy!
Person 2 “OMG! You need to get a cohan!”
Cohan by bigdickpower101 January 19, 2019
The act of not tipping or not giving any gratuities to a bellhop or waiter for their services. Also called the hoof.
1. After everything I did for that hotel guest, He cowhanded me.
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Collectively known as the Top G and Wonder Woman of the medical community. An incredible, vibrant, and caring physician with a heart of 24K gold. Has the clinical expertise that surpasses artificial intelligence and is a strong and independent chloconut!
Mark: "I'm feeling sick, John, what should I do?!"

John: "Go see Dr. Cohan, duhhh. She will fix you in no time!"
Dr. Cohan by jscc123 March 8, 2023
A rather posh place in surrey.
Woman A: did you hear about the murder?!
Woman B: erh, not in Cobham my love!
Cobham by maxehh December 12, 2010
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