An octopus and a fish combined. They are the most majestical creatures to ever exist. Distributed as a doodle on a piece of paper. Created by Anthony, Katie, and Blake. See website at
The act of inserting both hands in a girls vagina, interlocking the fingers, then while your hands are clasped, wiggling your fingers like an octopus.
If you want extra bang for your buck, you can keep your thumbs outside where they will be positioned perfectly to work on her clitoris.
Bro 1: man that chick last night was fucked she kept telling me how her ex boyfriend would octofist her every time they fucked.
Bro 2: wow dude she must have had quite the octopussy.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).