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goomch

An abbreviation for get out of my Caucasian house, the iconic catchphrase of Joanne the scammer.

When some bitch or your scraggly ex has said something/ done something offensive or disagreeable and you've gotta hit them with a fire line to get them out ASAP.

Works best if your house is looking particularly white that day and/ or you're dressed up pretty Caucasian.
Moyo: 'Sophie, you're looking really trash today.'
Sophie: 'wtf, goomch!! (ง'̀-'́)ง'

'when your pussy is oscar worthy, hola at me- now get out of my Caucasian house!!'
by BitchyBertha February 15, 2017
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