weeping conk Share definition Flag A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores. “Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!” weeping conk by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the weeping conk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch