watered down hipster 

a person who likes non-mainstream music, dresses fashionably, probably digs craft beer and brews their own fancy coffee, may or may not own a record player, and possesses other characteristics that are typically associated with a "hipster" except they are not pretentious, annoying or extreme about it. Thus, they are rad, interesting people that I would like to be friends with.

"Why do you always date watered down hipsters?"
"Because they are super laid back and adorable and then I have someone to go to obscure indie shows with!"

watered down hipster by amandabeck47 December 12, 2015