ttfp 

Taking The Fucking Piss

L- 'eugh, josh is such a birdie'
K- 'nah, hes not. he's gorge. man, your just ttfp tbh'

ttfp by bondandbird October 30, 2010

TTFP 

Time to First Penis, used to determine how long it will take people to add, create, or share a penis in some way shape or form. This also applies to the mention or innuendo of a penis in text based communication.

We added a new chat feature to the game, but unfortunately had to pull because TTFP was 2 minutes.

TTFP by Phunnycunt March 18, 2025