skanky jakey Share definition Flag A lil boy who thinks he is a playa and big time ladies man when in all reality he has to take his cousin to prom. Hey look, that kid over there with his cousin is a skanky jakey! skanky jakey by Kinky kirky August 28, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the skanky jakey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch