sinister sipper 

Someone who commonly sips from a straw, often protruding from a beverage of various liquids.

One who sips sinisterly is considered extremely dangerous, take caution when approaching one in the wild.

man 1: dude, what is that thing?
man 2: i don't know, it looks pretty sinister
man 1: what is it sipping?!?
man 2: oh my word, it's a sinister sipper! run!!

sinister sipper by thesipper12345 September 2, 2012

sinister slipper

Waking up 20 minutes before your roommate and nutting in their slippers so that the slippers are damp and sticky when they put them on.

My jackass roommate screamed when he put his nasty ogre feet into his sinister slippers this morning and it was hilarious.

sinister slipper by chunkycharizard October 27, 2023