peecrapulate 

When a male takes a piss, defacates, and ejaculates all at the same time. This usually produces and intersting sound from the peecrapulator such as "Schablunkadonk" or "Sksplasharghf!"

"Dude, I was doing my chick and I totally peecrapulated all over that bitch's carpet!"

peecrapulate by Bramber January 28, 2007