newbacy 

a) Great or wild newbishness.
b) A wildly newbish act.

(newbacy ©® Ranger 2004)

<Dramicus> i want to keep (windows) 98
<dbm> why in gods name would you want to do that?
<Ranger> Idiocy?
<Ranger> Lunacy?
<Ranger> Newbacy?

newbacy by dbm February 7, 2004

Newbacca 

The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.

Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"

Newbacca by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009